So, Menequal High, is it? I went there once. I was the most popular, the most scandalous, the most sexy girl. At one time in the school, I knew everything about every inhabitant there. And that's saying a lot, considering that almost everyone there has a different secret. Oh, the drama's that went on there! I almost want to go back, when I remember them. Almost. I don't want to be stuck in bars again.
Oh yes. You want to know there secrets? Come close then, because scandal is one of my greatest passions. I'll tell you. I was with the Scenesters when they murdered that girl in the graveyard. I walked in to Paul Orango's room when he was raping that little seven year old boy. One of the punk boys had a crush on me, and he told me how they stole fifty three cd's from a store once. And that musician girl. She thought she could become popular if she could tell me there secret...what a secret it was, though. It seems they did an organized drink and drive. On purpose. I never thought the musicians had the guts to do it. And that, my dear, is only the beginning. There are a million cliques, a million little secrets and a million little dramas. You can find them if you search hard enough. I did. I found them in the whispering of the school walls, in the gossip, in the confidential chit chats. I eavesdropped on people, snuck in on people and went out to the most fabulous parties. But now I can proudly say, I know most of the secrets of the place.